The Republic of OwU Munie UwO is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.406 billion OwU Munie UwOians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient OwU Munie UwOian economy, worth 279 trillion munies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,181 munies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OwU Munie UwO's national animal is the munie.

OwU Munie UwO is ranked 264,612^th in the world and 9,502^nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.